Articles (by Me)
For the bored at heart.
Most of these were written for my Article Writing college class. Which I pwn3d by the way with a big phat A!
WARNING: Some of these will be funny, but some might seriously blow goats.
Just an FYI. Check your brain at the door.
(Starred articles will probably suck less.)
Clothing Matters
10.5.08
Lucked Out? No. Locked Out.
5.22.08
Kick-Ass Foods (Literally)
5.1.08
Starbuck, god of Coffee
12.5.06
Updated: 1.12.08
Motorcycle Shifting: Testing Your Dexterity
6.7.07
Awk-ward...
5.15.07
Hello? HELLO?!
1.11.07
And the Award Goes To...
1.7.07
In the Interest of Science
1.2.07
The Brain Claim: It Will Claim Your Brain
1.2.07
Eight-Legged Nazis
1.2.07
Ovaltine and the American Dream
12.29.06
I'm Lisa Foiles, and I Encourage Date-Checking.
12.14.06
Listerine™ and Other Self-Inflicted Torture
12.10.06
Life: Side Effects Include Death
12.6.06
Mooses Suppooses
12.6.06
Remotely Functional
12.4.06
ESP
12.3.06
Glade™ Death Spray
12.3.06
Please! Drink Responsibly™.
12.2.06
Grandma J. & the Protein Bar Incident of '06
11.20.06
Artsy Fartsy
11.13.06
Filling the Half-Empty Glass of Pessimism
10.9.06