Welcome to Lisa Foiles Online!
This is a totally serious website. There will be no tomfoolery.
Whether you intentionally stopped by to learn more about the real Lisa Renee Foiles, like for example that my middle name is Renee, or stumbled here accidentally while trying to find the website of some other way cooler actress, you are still welcome to look around.
But don't think that there will be any nonsense. This is a totally serious website.
Updates:
7.5.10
Definitely check out my new web series if you desire to see me make a fool of myself as usual. It's called Everyday Achievements and the verdict is still out regarding whether or not it kicks large amounts of ass. (It does.)
4.3.10
My blog is way more fun than this site. Go there instead.
2.17.10
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never update this site anymore because I'm too busy updating all my other websites. It happens. Anyway, come play Bioshock 2 with me on Wednesday, March 3 from 9 to 10:30 PM (ET) for a "Game With Fame' Xbox LIVE event featuring me! OMG! It'll be fun. Come play.
11.2.09
Holy crap, I'm on the front page of Kotaku!
Check out Lisa in her brand new video for Save Point!
And remember, go to www.loadsavepoint.com! W00t!
3.10.09
YO YO YO GAMERS. Check out my new pet project, Save Point. The site features comical game reviews, videos, pictures, articles, and random hilarity.
CLICK THE PICTURE!
3.3.09
So, just to clear things up, I am NOT, I repeat, NOT pregnant. Some smartass thought it would be funsies to post on my Wikipedia page that I officially announced that I was pregnant with a baby girl I planned on naming "Sabrina Angel Foiles." Not only is this the most horrible and vomit-inducing name I could possibly imagine, I just made it clear that anyone who posts retarded things about me on the Internet WILL make it onto the front page of LisaFoiles.com!
CONGRATS!
<-- CLICK FOR HILARITY!
2.18.09
Realized today that the below date was obviously typed when I was visiting
the future.
12.15.09
New Watchmen photos in Photoshop'd.
12.14.08
Holy Balls, Batman! It's snowing hardXcore outside right meow! New
links in the Lynx section to TAYLOR HARMON's websites. She's so
awesome, she gets capital letters.
10.12.08
New image in the Video Games section of Photoshop'd.
10.6.08
Featured section is now complete!
10.5.08
Added Videos page to the Media section. Go checketh it out and
entertaineth thyself! Also, new article in Articles. It's short, don't worry.
10.4.08
Today I conquered Flash.
9.30.08
Finally added the Photoshop'd section. Reality is mine for the altering!
9.29.08
Thank you to Joel Brink for pointing out my blatant typos that were
clearly made whilst I was half asleep at around midnight. You are a gem.
9.10.08
Updated my Biography since I realized it was pretty much describing me as I was when I was ten, except it didn't say anything about my ten-year-old pasttime of salting snails.
Also, it had a typo and seeing that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
5.3.08
Added an Image Gallery to the Media section for all those who fear for their
lives upon venturing into my Photo Archive.
4.24.08
Today this website emerged from the birth canal of my brain and was violently beaten into submission with help from Dreamweaver CS3.