Presenting… Lisa Likes!
WHAT’S UP SEXY PEOPLE STRANDED ON INTERNET ISLAND.
I’ve come with your rescue vehicle! Imagine one of those desert cars from Mad Max but instead of a man dangling from the top playing electric guitar, it’s Kevin shooting used kitty litter out of a cannon and me screaming at him to stop blocking the windshield from the driver’s seat as we swerve so violently we nearly topple the Big Gulps.
In other words, here’s a thing to not make you bored for about 5 minutes! It’s a quick rundown of some super-cool stuff I’ve been into lately. Let me share it with you. Let me carefully cut a medium slice of Lisa pie and serve it to you on one of those fancy collectable dishes that your grandma displays on the wall so you can have a taste of my fruity life. Kiwi. Kiwi pie. My life is most like a kiwi probably.