My Christmas Prank!
Few people have the privilege and luxury of calling me their friend. These “chosen ones” as I call them are fully aware that I (a.) can only walk up stairs two steps at a time, (b.) know way too many intimate details about the Kurt Cobain MURDER case, and (c.) take no prisoners. That last one in particular. When I get my mind set on something, rabid wild testosterone-injected hounds couldn’t drag me away from it until I have completed it to my standards. This is why I can write a novel yet never clean the garage. I am not passionate about garage organization.
Sadly (or LUCKY) for my pal Steven, I fixated my Eye of Sauron on his car recently, because he went out of town and I thought it’d be fun to screw with him. AND IT WAS FUN. Until he discovered my prank almost immediately when he got home. Dammit, Steven!
So, as you will see in the video, I tried again. The second time was better. Definitely better.
That fantastic music you heard in the video is courtesy of Offset Season, the coolest most awesomely kickass band in the known galaxy. Visit their website and buy ALL OF THEIR MUSIC because it’s so so good. (And they are great guys, too.)
….Oh, and also you should save this GIF and use it whenever possible: